urban hermit

In which we come in half way through an email exchange between two bored workers in late capitalism.
………..worse than that I keep on worrying about fekking victim statements its ridiculous!
no way for a temp to behave....
However X away at docs appointment tomorrow morning so
Will use the time to Do It The Way I Think It Ought To Be Done


Hermit-urban you really need to get your priorities straight re the job. Have you got your stash of post it notes tucked away somewhere safe?What about checking the weather in marbella over the net? did you stare blankly at your fellow workers and then throw up your arms and burst into tears for no apparent reason? what about calling in sick with mysterious virus that somehow manages to clear up in time for you to go to pub in evening?If you haven't managed at least one of these things then you aren’t a proper temp and you should resign yourself to the fact that they'll probably offer you a permanant position there!!!
Doing it the way you think it ought to be done is also good but only if you manage to change the system to the extent that noone apart from you knows how you use it!

oh bugger forgot about the post it notes... I'm not very good at
this
am
I?
UH

7/10 must try harder...
your penance will be to find a use for all the bent paperclips
in the bottom of the intray

easy picklocks!

can you pick a lock?
I’'ve always wanted to know how to pick a lock

I've never tried... I just open my bedroom window and climb in.
Cat used the cat flap.

yes but for climbing into other peoples bedrooms, treasure chests
and other places that you don't have a key for...it would just be one of
those useful transferable sort of skills...

perhaps I could do an evening class?
do enjoy reading about it when reading detective novels.

there has to be a "how to" on the net somewhere!

should go and look on google....

oh well nearly at the end now and the place seems to be brightening
which is good
i've just nipped for a sneaky cig (its been that sort of a day) and its
getting glorious outside - promises to be a lovely evening

now I regret not bringing my cossie but could still nip to porty after
the library.

unless you have a deadline save the library for a rainy day (they'll be
loads) and get to the beach

its difficult isn't it but don't really have a deadline on the library esp
if S is othewise engaged. Also want to avoid lodger incase he irritates the
hell out of me...
beach it is but might nip to cafe first.


why not go to cafe on/near beach have fish and chips, watch clouds for an
hour or so have a slow walk to baths and swim and then large pimms in
garden when you get home? (not that i approve of hiding from lodger - put
firecrackers in his slippers!)
S is doing that research for Channel 4 so I think he's going to be busy for
a while. Do library on day its miserable outside - thats when libraries
come into their own.

this is the downside of portobello chipshops, chinese but no sit down cafes.
I have eaten in the pub on the promenade but it was rther taking ones life
into ones own hands... if I can hold out I can cook later BUT ONLY IF I MAKE
NO CRUMBS AND USE A TOOTHBRUSH TO CLEAN THE SINK AFTERWARDS....
i"ll calm down in a few days.... now just dragging my heels here...
oooh does look good out of the window
wot are you doing tonight? Apart from being miss hendrix cat's slave?
shame - and too cold to eat on beach at moment too.
Dont calm down - self righteous indignant anger is a joy and a blessing - have
you tried stomping around the flat too! great fun

nothing that exciting - clean living room, couple of loads of washing, bath and
hairwash, computery stuff - the usual edge of your seat lifestyle. I need to do
some more of those courses for work as well so might do a couple of hours and
def having an early night as knackered and also because the book grandma sent is
extremely good - highly recommend it - Mrs Garnets Angel.
Right thats me off
have a brill evening

posted by m @ 8:27 PM